The door on the right.
Right!
You open the door, and find yourself in another hallway. It is a rather large hallway, but unlike the previous hallway, the walls are blank. There is a large set of double doors at the end of it. Each door is flanked by a guard, in chainmail, with a polearm. You approach the doors, and the guards stop you with a hand gesture. "Is the Dark One expecting you?," one of them asks. You say "Uhh, well, no, I was just kind of hoping to get in to see him."
"I'll check to see if he wants to see you. What is your name?"
You give your name and the guard repeats it to see if he has it right. He does, and you tell him so. He then enters the door on the left, and you catch a quick glimpse of the room inside, noting that it has a very high ceiling. About 3 minutes pass, and the door re-opens, the guard walking out of it.
"Alan will see you now." Cool! You get in! Nice. You may now
proceed into the throne room. If you are frightened, you may always turn back.
Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord
of this realm, via
e-mail.
You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to
or provided by Geocities."