Riders on the storm 
Riders on the storm 
Into this house we're born 
Into this world we're thrown 
Like a dog without a bone 
An actor out alone 
Riders on the storm 

There's a killer on the road 
His brain is squirmin' like a toad 
Take a long holiday 
Let your children play 
If ya give this man a ride 
Sweet memory will die 
Killer on the road, yeah 

Girl ya gotta love your man 
Girl ya gotta love your man 
Take him by the hand 
Make him understand 
The world on you depends 
Our life will never end 
Gotta love your man, yeah 

Wow! 

Riders on the storm 
Riders on the storm 
Into this house we're born 
Into this world we're thrown 
Like a dog without a bone 
An actor out alone 
Riders on the storm 

Riders on the storm 
Riders on the storm

Actually, that's just sweet irony, there. By your typical definitions, we are actually just about the lamest people on Earth. We avoid the in-crowd, spitting out their ideology like poison, or at least we would, if they had ever bothered to put it in our mouths. Thankfully, we're scary enough (though I have no idea why, I don't feel like I'm intimidating at all, Space Monkey is a big teddy bear, and Kitty and Rose are female, but then, that's enough to be scary to some people) just to be avoided by most of the normals. But yes, we're the lame ones. We play tabletop role playing games. We play video games. We read (gasp). Space Monkey is a techie. I like to do computer programming. Kitty is simply not what your typical female strives to be. About the only 'cool' thing we do is have sex, and I find that intersection of cool persons' activities and our own so strange that I sometimes feel I should ask someone on the other side of the spectrum, "Is this still in? Or is sex not cool anymore? I just don't keep up with the trends."

And despite all this, when I think about the us, I can't help but find us to be the coolest people I've ever heard of or encountered. If I were someone else, I'd fucking kill myself, and if I didn't know people like Space Monkey and Kitty, I'd... well, I doubt I'd kill myself, but I wouldn't be as thoroughly pleased with my life as I am.

Click on the links for more individual information on each of the Four Horsemen.

Space Monkey: Techie, Player, and Witch

Kitty: Player, Workhorse, Storyteller, and Solitary Female

Rose: Female, Sage's significant other, Writer, Player, Expert Artisan Of The Sexual Paths, Storyteller, and Beautiful Person

Funky Pot: Wizard, player, Potterish-looking-fellow, Storyteller, and absent ass monkey.
Krunk: Player, Storyteller, Game Developer, Actor... Probably other things
Laura: Sage's sister, Possible Future Player, Genius, Bisy Backson
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