14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass

13> Spin the Salt Lick

12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

11> Moose or Dare

10> Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn
and Santa dampen his Depends

9> Bait-and-Shoot Elmo

8> The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest

7> Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot

6> Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"

5> Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass

4> Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen

3> Elf Tossing

2> Sniff the Tail on the Donkey

and the Number 1 Reindeer Game...

1> The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game

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