Top Ten Santa's Pick-Up Lines
10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of
jelly."
9. "I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge'!"
8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath
on."
7. "One hour with me honey and you'll see
flyin' reindeer."
6. "Buy you a Zima?"
5. "That is no candy cane in my pocket,
and I'm glad to see you."
4. "Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers."
3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here,
Shirley!"
2. "Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to
your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
1. "I've got an elf in my pants!"
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