Here is my Newest creation! There will be more! :)
Plus a cute little ditty! *grin*

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1.� Remove film from box and load camera.
2.� Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3.� Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4.� Choose a suitable background for photo.
5.� Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6.� Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7.� Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8.� Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9.� Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10.� Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11.� Take tissue from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12.� Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13.� Put magazines back on coffee table.
14.� Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15.� Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16.� Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside!� No, outside!"
17.� Call spouse to clean up mess.
18.� Fix a drink.
19.� Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.



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