1.  Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
2.  Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
3.  Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
4.  Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with scoop?
5.  Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
6.  Do you think it's cute when your cat licks the butter or climbs curtains?
7.  Do you sleep in same position all night so you don't squash the cat?
8.  Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
9.  Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?
10. Does your cat sit at the table when you eat?
11. Do you watch bad TV because your cats sleeping on the remote?
12. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs
      the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
13. Do you give your cat presents at christmas do you spend more on your cat than
      your spouse?
14. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
15. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't wake up
      the cat?
16. Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb?
17. Do you carry around pictures of your cats instead of your children?
18. When someone new comes to your house do you introduce them to the cat?
19. Is your vet bill higher than your doctor bill?
20. Are all your bookmarks on cat sites? Does your cat have her own email address
      and Web page?

 

Kitty Quotes and Jokes

A cat could be mans best friend, but he never stoops to it!

A cats purr is the rumble of peace in the Animal kingdom

A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.

A cats courage is as strong as a dog's chain!

A home without a cat is only a house!

A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house!

And on the 8th day God created Cats!

Anything not nailed down IS a cats toy!

Cats climb there way to the top, that's what drapes are for.

Cats must knock phone off hook just to hear the BEEP BEEP BEEP

In a cats eyes, all things belong to cats.

Two cats are a circus, three a coup, six a revolution.

Your not a real person until your ignored by a cat!

  Felicia boasted to her schoolmate, "Our cat took first prize at the bird show! "That's impossible." said the other child " How can a cat take first prize in a bird show? "Simple," said Felicia.  "Jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it."



Q:  When is it terribly bad luck to have a black cat cross your path? A:  When your a mouse!

Q: What do you call a mangled dog after a run-in with a tough cat? A:  Claude |

Q: What do you call a kitten that makes things happen? A:  A Catalyst   More Kitty Humor

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