The Grey Wolf's Thoughts On...

Before I get to that, I'd just like to say, that please know that I'm joking about some of the women stuff. Because I've learned you females can be a bit sensative about that stuff. I just ment some of it as a joke. So of it is ture though. ANYWAY, all of the stuff that I'm going to say in this section, is strictly my opinion, nobody elses. Well, it might be the opinion of other people, but as far as I know, they're just mine... and some of them are the opinions of my friends, but most of it's mine. Now, if you're wondering why the howling wolf is on this page, its because that's how wolves communicate with other packs, and since I'm communicating my thoughts here, I figured it made sence.

Life & Death

Now, unlike Bob, I may not be a "modern day explorer" but if you ask me, life's not too short, it's just that death lasts forever. It's just my opinion, but life shouldn't be taken seriously every day. I mean, it's not perminant... at least not in the way we think of it. Which brigs me to what do I think happens when you die (aka, what is my "religion"). I personally, don't have a religion. I'm not Budist, Christian, Jewish, Muslum, Siek, or anything like that. I have my own beliefs about what happens and what's out there, and I'm not going to talk about them, because they're private. So as far as you should be concerned, I'm an Athiest, Because what I believe doesn't give me guide lines to follow (ex-The 10 Commandments, etc). Now, it really offends me when people look at me, and judge me from the outside first. They say... well... he's a cacaisian boy from a nuclear family living in suburbia... he must be Christian! GOD DAMM IT! I am not! I wish people would stop making judgements like that! I know that not everybody does it, but a vast majority of the population does, and if fucking pissed me off! I just wish that the world would learn to accept people of different religions, races, sexes, and ages just as normal people! I must admit though, we are getting better at it... but we as a species, have a hell of a long way to go.

Controversial Shit

Abortion
Sure. Why not? And don't give me that "Jesus loves unborn children" shit! Okay? Because (despite the fact that I don't think Jesus even existed), it's a glob of flesh in a womb, that doesn't make it a person. At that stage it's a paracite! Okay? If you want an abortion, get one and then next time use some protection, dumb ass. And if you don't want to have one, DON'T! EASY, EH?

Homosexuality
I have no problem with it! Do whatever makes you happy! Again, this is one topic that Christianity has deemed evil, yet it isn't!

Premarital Sex
If people want to do it, telling them they're "going to hell" or some bullshit like that isn't going to stop them. Stop trying to control people, and let them do what they want. There's nothing wrong with having sex before you're married. And it's not premarital sex if you're not planning on getting married :) . And if you are? Then you're GOING TO GET MARRIED so it's basicly the same as BEING married, only in it's infant stages. So don't give me that "Jesus, hates people who have premarital sex" because that seems to be their answer for everything. "JESUS HATES THIS!" and "JESUS HATES THAT!" HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW!?!?!?!??!?!?! That's the part that REALLY bugs me.

Church & State
They should definately be kept seperate! A few weeks ago, they had this poster in our hall (I go to a public school) for this "Christian Reading Club" with the slogan "Come Be Christian And Read About God" and it had crosses all over it and stuff... so right in the middle of the crowed hallway, I stole a line from the Simpsons and said "God Has No Place Within These Walls, Just Like Facts Have No Place Within Organized Religion!" and tore it down! Everybody started cheering! HA! Take that God!

Catholic School
Okay, why are Canadians paying taxes for a religious school? I have no problem with seperate religious schools, but not publicly funded ones! See, I know WHY we have them (as part of confederation), but I don't know WHY WE STILL have them! We publicly fund ONE religion's school, and NO others! Is that fair? NO! Should that keep happening? NO!

Guns
I don't think civilians should be in control of firearms. I think it's bad enough they're a part of the world, but I DEFINATELY don't think they should be a part of civilian life. DAMN YOU AMERICA!

The United Nations
It may not be great, but it's the best we have. So I'd like a chance to officially adress the United States here... "STOP TRYING TO FUCKING CONTROL THE UNITED NATIONS YOU CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY". Anyway, I think that the UN in filled up with Diplomatic Double Standards. For example, they deny the privilge of membership to certain countrys because they do not meet their human rights charter, but China doesn't, and they're a memeber. EXPLAIN THAT! And then US started bombing Kosovo without UN concent, but did they stop it from attacking Kosovo? NO! They eventually joined in! I have a lot more to say about this one, so check back in soon!

Feminists
Oh... *SHUDDER*... feminists give me the heeby geebies. No matter what I will say here, people are still going to call me these three things (at the bare minimum):

1) Sexist
2) Male Pig
3) Close Minded

No matter what I say next, already people will be thinking those things about me, weither they admit it or not! I get scared being around one because I'm afraid by just standing there, that I'll be called a sexist pig for not finding some old bitch going through menopause and wears reading glasses even when they're not reading and is a librarian who's 50 years old attractive!!! See, they only see they're side... that men are pigs. OF COURCE WE ARE..... uh... N'T! Well, anyway, I know that some men can be, but GOD DAMN IT! The only reason YOU FEMINISTS ARE FEMINISTS ARE... and you can quote me on this... cuz I quoted Duckman...

Hey, you know those feminist types who are all complaining about equal rights and jobs for women even though they already have BOTH because all they really need is a little... *WINKS* *NUDGES* "Honey In The Hive"

See? Duckman raises a good point! How come there are NO ATTRACTIVE FEMINISTS! Women become feminists after 50 years of being single and rejected by men... but heres an idea ladies... and again... PLEASE quote me on this...

We find you feminists unattractive... why? Not because of your looks, not because of they way you make us feel (which isn't very good considering that you're calling us pigs every second word)... we find you feminists unattractive BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF CLOSE MINDED BITCHES!

Women

Heh... my favorite subject d:-) ... but it is also the subject that I don't know much about... but then again... does anybody completely understand women... sometimes I think that even the women don't understand themselves or what they're doing... and most of the time, that's exactly the problem. So, there's a few things I can talk about under this topic, but I think that can all be summed up with this poem:

There Are Many Good Things In Life Like, Cars, And Money, And Weed...
But If You Want Something Confusin, A Girl Is All You Need...
If You're On A Date, And You Look At Another Girl, They Seem To Go Weird And Panic...
But At Watch How Fast They Ignore You, At The Sight Of That Queer From Titanic
And Then There Is That Special Thing, That Little Monthly Joy...
That Let's Them Beat The Shit Out Of You, Just For Being A Boy!

I like that poem. It was sent to by via E-Mail, by a really good friend of mine, Megan Adderly. But anyway, there's a few things that I find really weird about the difference between man and women socially. I mean let's observe, shall we?

1. When Men Say A Girl's Hot, We're "Sexist", But When Girls Say A Guy Is Hot, They're "Just Expressing Themselves", Or Something Like That
   
2. When Guys Are Playing Football Or Something, And A Girl Wants To Play, And She Gets Hurt During The Game, The Guys Are "Going To Hard, Cuz She's Just A Girl", But If A Guy Gets Hurt By A Girl During The Game, He's "A Wuss"
   
3. Girls Susposedly Want Equality (Which I'm All For), But They Won't Give Up All The Stuff Guys Do For Them (Hold Doors, Pay The Bill, etc)
   
4. It's Okay For Senior Guys To Go Out With 18 Year Old Blonde Bimbos, But If A Senior Girl Goes Out With An 18 Year Old Guy... It'll Make Headlines Because It Almost Never Happens
   
5. When A Guy's Main Goal In A Relationship Is To Have Sex, He's "Normal", But If That's A Girl's Main Goal, She's "A Slut"
   
6. It's Alright For Girls To Wear Guy's Clothes, But When Guy's Wear Girls Clothes They're "Gay"

Now I know that there's a lot more differences than that out there, but I just can't think of them right now. But if you have any, you can just e-mail then to me. Anyway, I hate it, when a guy gets kicked in the crotch and he goes down and is curled up in a little ball on the ground, and girls start laughing. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND! So I'm going to explain it to you ladies... it's not funny. It REALLY hurts. Anyway, something that I don't really understand, is how women can give birth and go through that pain, and then get hurt so easily. Now that's not to say that women are weak and men are strong, hell, I can name a hell of a lot of women and men that can bench press more than I can, but I do know that a lot of my female friends are REALLY weak. It's crazy! And alright, women think that giving birth is more painful than anything else on the planet. Well, I've never experienced this before, but how about KIDNEY STONES! You have a huge rock come out your wang (that's a funny word that I call the male part because it alaways makes me laugh... he he he). THAT IS MUCH WORSE! It's the size difference, see the... okay. I'm not even going to talk about this. Because I really don't think that any discussion is nessicary. KIDNEY STONES HURT MORE. PEROID. Now, moving on... and just so we're clear, I wrote that just after me and a few of my female friends had a discussion about it...

But seriously though, I personally think that women are a HELL of a lot easier than men do... and plus they're prettier (sorry guys, I'm straight so of cource I'm going to say so... but they are). Now, I could go off on some sentimantal bull shit rant about how I worship them, but the truth is, they are really nice and should be treated like the queens that they are... well... most of them... there is the occasional bitch who are all "Oooh you a scrub stupid, you ain't good enough to be ma man, be-otch!" and shit... oh! Just like the band destiny's child... oh shit... did I say that outloud? He he he... YES. Them and TLC... shudder.

If you don't get it, I think that men and women are very different, but equal. And I think that all it takes is a little mutual respect, and good communication to make ANY relationship work.

Growing Old

Enjoy youth while you can. And then enjoy being alive, while you can. But you MUST... I repeat MUST make every day count. Because weither you get embarassed or whatever, you'll still look back when you're on your death bed, and realized that even if you hadn't done that thing, you would still have died, so at least it was fun! Now, I try my hardest to make everyday count, but it's hard sometimes. When you think that you can't do something, or shouldn't do something (ask somebody out, pass a test, fit in with a group of people, etc), I will admit I have times when I question weither or not I should do something really drastic or important, but if you're nervous about stuff like getting up in front of your drama class to improvise a scene, or present an essay in front of your english class, then just forget it. They happen too often to stop you from having fun. So just make the most of it.

People Who Don't Practice What They Preach

Okay, that's the only way I could say what I ment, beacuse I didn't know how to spell "hyprocrite" and I probabbly spelt it wrong there too. But, people like this REALLY annoy me. People who are all, "oh, I worship women as gods", but then all the talk about is TnA. I'm not going to mention any names here. See, I don't like people thinking that I'm something I'm not, so that's why I try to do, everything I say I do.

Family

I know being nice to your brothers/sisters is a pain in the ass, so if you can't be nice to them all the time, at least don't be mean to them all the time. Because when you get older and your parents are gone, you and your siblings are going to be the only ones with the same memories that they had, and so if you don't talk with your sibs, who can you talk to about your parents?

School

Like life, school is what you make of it. Just this year, I joined the cross country team, and am trying out for a part in my school's preformance of "Sometimes I Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night" for the annual Sears' festival. And when the auditions for Romeo and Juliet start, I plan to try out (for Romeo... wish me luck). So the way I see it, if you don't try new things, you'll never learn, and therefore you'll never grow. And then therefore, you'll be short. And I have no idea what that means, but if you hate school, try out for things, and experiment with stuff, and maybe you'll start to like it a bit more... then again, maybe you'll hate it just as much, but at least you tried.

Trying To Figure Out The Worlds Problems

Fuck it.

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