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Philosophy II

There are two kinds of person: the easy-sneeze and the hard-sneeze ones.

My bed is individual, no matter its size.

One of the premises of my person is: don't get wrinkled.

The happy get bored in Heaven.

If I wait in order to study for a Master's degree I'll be filled with children.

-Mom, don't touch the dogs anymore because you've already washed your hands.
-"I am not touching them, I'm caressing them".

Fidelity now only exists in CDs.

Las Vegas has been much decaffeinated.

I'll stick to the photocopy, I don't trust in cyberspace.

I promise you that I don't smoke between cigarrettes.

Turn it on the other side (???)

The 1 was the first day (NO!!!!)

I've got a wart in my eye...
"Well, what were you looking at?"

I know a double slap, do you want me to teach it to you?"

There are places that smell completely like Nivea Creme.

-I must go to that Hello Kitty store.
-How can it be possible that someone feels the duty to go to a pink cat's store?

I'm sleepy, but only of one eye.

You see that when she dies, she faints...

In the beginning, when you start... well, you don't have anything.

You feel like a plant that's just been watered.

It's not the same "the old continent" than the "old incontinent".

"The buses are in the station of buses"

"You never know what you never know"

That's the best, nobody knows what is convenient.

Not only did he not accept but he even rejected it.

It was hurting the noise.

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Mama mia!! Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they would be called bagels. Thanks.

We're in the past century... because the past one is always the one that is before the present one. That is, we are in the 19th century. (Maybe the Y2K bug...)

Televisa has two helicopters... and both fly...

There are lots of foreigners in Mexico or sons and daughters of strange foreigners; for instance, you're the daughter of normal foreigners.

By a T.V. If you buy one... poor you, or if you buy two of them, you'll get the remote control.

And God said: "you will not drive".

"I saved you... it's not like I pulled you out of shark infested waters or something"

"What do humans mean to me... they are nothing else than a blink of an eye in the time of history... unlike me, you can actually read about me here and there in history. Know about Pompei?... Well, that was me... I dropt my cigarrette and the whole thing blew up... Who would have thought that, hum?"

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