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There's a bridge that goes up...

Yes...but no.

The power without the bread is nothing.

Life was Simpson.

Very stupid but very silly.

Our ancestors were bacteria swimming together in the primitive soup, so now we're cousins!

Some sunglasses are cooler than the other ones.

Have you tried killing a screwdriver?

I'll get suntanned under my arms.

I have a pain in my pain.

The final ending.

Don’t tell me you bought a money with Aline's watch.

I have telepathic view.

There are some chats in Mexican. (Real Academy of the Mexican Language)

Lemon is always lemon.

Wherever you go...you'll be there.

Europe is full of Europeans.

I was baptised 6 hours after I was born. "Was the original sin chasing you?"

There was a moment, in the semester, in which you almost sweated Chinese ink...

It was such a small house that if you walked fast, you were already outside of it...

To a badly sitted girl, in high schoo: "You look like a compass".

When you're invited and you don't go, you're giving example of elegance.

You have to look for real extremes, "not like the $20 bungee jumping..."

With all the stuff "in vitro" is like if you had your children in a fish bowl..."

-I'll have to sell my body...
- No! Why do you say that?
- It's just that I'll become an organ donor. I'm going to donate one kidney, because we can survive perfectly well with two kidneys...(wow, how many have you got??????)

Do you know what stops hair from falling down?... "The floor".
-An unsuccessful attempt to say the previous phrase:
The hair of the floor doesn't fall down.

Everything I say in this class is simple, easy and a lie.As Mario is tall, I've got to give long steps to prevent the Geisha running after him.

I am not a virgin, but I perform miracles.

I believe I'm an evolved being because I don't have the wisdom teeth.

After leaning on your boyfriend's shoulder for the two hours that lasts the film, you end like a flamingo.

You have some strange capilar valorization towards my beard.

A stupid laughter corrupts my intelectual rictus.

Either I explode with a frank laughter or I go potentialy laughing all day long.

My mother was very diplomatic. She entered and told me: "either you put your room in order or you go to sleep to the side-walk".

Internet is the most successful anarchy in history.

When I rode a roller coaster, at night, even my hair hurted...

Every time I mention Ernesto Zedillo's name, I'm nervous of so much power.

When you name your child after you is like writing: 'Joe was here' on fresh concrete.

In the D1 exam you must avoid originality.

'There are more important things than economic fortune'. Carlos Slim (one of the richest people on Earth)

Women should be listed on the periodic table as the most unstable element.

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