Pick-Up Line Rebuttals
1. � � Man: "Haven't we met before?" � � � � Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2. � � Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" � � � � Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
3. � � Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." � � � � Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
4. � � Man: "Want to Dance?" � � � � Woman: "No, thank you." � � � � Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."
5. � � Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" � � � � Woman: "It's in the phone book." � � � � Man: "But I don't know your name." � � � � Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
6. � � Man: "So what do you do for a living?" � � � � Woman: "Female impersonator."
7. � � Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you." � � � � Woman: (Tries to ignore him.) � � � � Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?" � � � � Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?" � � � � Man: (Nods his head smiling.) � � � � Woman: "Then go take a fuckin' hike!!!"
8. � � Man: (Trying to pick up this girl.) � � � � Woman: "Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2x4 with your hard-on?" � � � � Man: (Merely shudders a negative.) � � � � Woman: "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards."
9. � � Man: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" � � � � � � � � � (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) � � � � Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." � � � � � � � � � � � (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
10. � Man: "What sign were you born under?" � � � � Woman: "No Parking."
11. � Man: (Comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.) � � � � Woman: (Grabs his crotch, looks down at it, and looks back at him.) � � � � � � � � � � � "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" (Nonchalantly walks off.)
12. � Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" � � � � Woman: "Unfertilized, fuck off!"
13. � Man: (Tells a pick-up line at the airport bar.) � � � � Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
14. � Man: (Graying man in his 60's.) "Where have you been all my life?" � � � � Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
15. � Man: (Glancing at a girl who had just walked by.) � � � � Woman: "What are you looking at?" � � � � Man: "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
16. � Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" � � � � Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
17. � Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." � � � � Woman: (Turning and looking at him. Lips parted and moistened with the tip of tongue. � � � � � � � � � � � Leaning towards him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the � � � � � � � � � � � size of dinner plates.) "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"
18. � Man: (Pick-Up Line.) � � � � Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
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