DATING DON'TS FOR GUYS
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
� �"Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?"
� �"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 � � � � � coupon before it expired."
� �"No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and � � � � � penicillin."
� �"I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you."
� �"People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell."
� �"I used to come here all the time with my ex."
� �"I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."
� �"Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the � � � � � answering machine every hour."
� �"I like clay. It's mushy."
� �"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have � � � � � given someone like you a second look."
� �"And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest."
� �"I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut � � � � � that part off for you if you ask."
� �"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be � � � � � as smart as I am."
� �"Dropping my pants just scared them. But when my underwear hit the ground... � � � � � Man! I never knew Jehovah's Witnesses could run that fast."
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