"Any time that love is real, I'll party." -- an unidentified party animal in THE TIME BEING
"When you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut." -- Beauregard's First Law (via David S. Spivey)
"Some people are very lucky, and others are annoyed." -- G.P. Greenwood
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just fun." -- Jerry Boeckman (via MUTIGER19)
"An alcoholic is someone who you do not like who drinks as much as you do." -- Dylan Thomas (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"Those who make a distinction between education and entertainment don't know the first thing about either." -- Marshall McLuhan (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
As I grow older and older
and totter towards the tomb,
I find I care less and less
who goes to bed with whom.
-- Dorothy L. Sayers (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal." -- T.S. Eliot (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field." -- Niels Bohr
"The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette." -- author unknown (via Fawnn and Chris in NOVEL ADVICE)
"One likes to hear what is going on, to be au fait as to the newest modes of being trifling and silly." -- Mrs. Smith in PERSUASION by Jane Austen
"It was again dinnertime, the hour when enemies within a family pass judgement upon each other in silence." -- from MAD SHADOWS by Marie Claire-Blais
"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem." -- John Galsworthy (via Steve Miller/TEN QUOTES)
"We SCREW the other guy and pass the savings on to you." -- author unknown (via a T-shirt in Vancouver)
"Nothing brings a company together more than free food and drink does." -- Tung T. Pham (via THE TRIPOD INSIDER)
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on." - Katie Saltonovitz (via Sarah Henkel)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -- (probably) Albert Einstein (via Bill Warren)
"Boys are a problem now because we have no use for them... Up there, high on the billboard in his underwear, he's beautiful, we adore him. But back down here on the street, we're terrified of him." -- Fran Lebowitz (via VANITY FAIR)
"Sometimes you can't do the right thing, and then you have to do a whole bunch of the wrong things and hope it works out." -- Archibald Mumbull
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." -- Catherine Zandonella (via JOKE RING)
"Complaints? Dial 1-800-WAAAAAAH!" -- author unknown
"I thought the middle finger was the State Bird in New York." -- Jim Waldron (via THIS IS TRUE via REUTERS/UPI)
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn." -- author unknown (via JOKE RING)
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure." -- Ross MacDonald (via James Gardiner)
"Money and sex: both seem very important when you don't have any." -- (via SEVENTEEN Magazine via Shanna)
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others." -- author unknown (via JOKE RING)
"The problems we have created cannot be solved on the level of the mind that created them." -- Albert Einstein
