right next to my collection of magnets from places we've visited,
as well as magnets in the shape of the states for each state we
have visited. One day, I will have a magnet for every state!
Never be so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
If you need something said, ask a man,
If you need something done, ask a woman.
I know that birds have little birds,
and fish have little fishes,
Then why don't sinks have little sinks,
instead of dirty dishes?
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
you don't belong in that job.
Next time you are tempted to criticize your wife's judgement,
just
remember she married you.
-Mark Blanton
Remember, we pass this way but once...unless your spouse is reading the road map.
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go!
The road to success is always under construction.
Many men have learned that if at first you don't succeed, do it
the way your wife told you to!
-Henry Boye
The most valuable inheritance you can leave your children is the
example you set in life.
-Dave Weinbaum
Kind hearts are gardens...Kind thought are roots...
Kind words are
flowers...Kind deeds are fruits.
There is an angel watching over you in good times, trouble or stress. His wings are wrapped round about, whispering you are loved and blessed.
If I keep on doing what I'm doing, I'm going to keep on getting what I'm
getting.
If I don't like what I'm getting then I need to change
what I'm doing.
True acceptance with one's life is accepting what is while we let go of what we thought it should be.
True friends are those rare people who ask how you are, and then
wait to hear the answer.
-The Lion
It should give parents great comfort in knowing that someday
their teenagers will grow to know as little as they do.
-Henry Boye
Some people who get credit for being patient are just too lazy
to start anything.
-James A. Brewer
Men's hair has three basic styles: Parted, unparted and departed.
-Thomas LaMance
The world is full of three kinds of people: Those who make
things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't
know what's happening.
-Sam Ewing
Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard and shut up to be
appreciated.
-The Furrow
Ever notice how people who say they don't want anything for their birthday are so disappointed when that is what they get? -Richard C. Miller
Just because you have the right to do something doesn't make it the right
thing to do.
-Henry J. Antolak
Give a spouse an inch and they'll take the whole bed!
-Henry Boye
The easiest way to get into trouble is to be right at the wrong
time.
-The Ohio Mason
Never forget that those who love you the most are also the ones
you can hurt the most.
-Richard C. Miller
One of the great mysteries of life is how the boy we were sure wasn't good
good enough to marry our daughter can be the father of the
smartest grandchild in the world.
-Southeastern Oil Review
Home is the place where you're treated best and complain most.
-Sam Ewing
Pop N. Fresh (1966-1997)
BELOVED DOUGHBOY DIES
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Monday of a yeast infection. He was 31.
Fresh was buried Thursday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities were present, including Betty Crocker, Mrs. Butterworth, the Keebler elves and Hungry Jack. The graveside was piled high with flours; longtime friend Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as �a man who never knew how bad he was kneaded.�
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He wasn�t considered a smart cookie and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Fresh is survived by his second wife; they had two children and one in the oven.
