Mick's Aussie Phrases
Mick's Aussie Phrases
Here's some Aussie Phrases. Some you don't hear too often these days, but if ya an Aussie, ya woulda heard of 'em, and be quite familiar with all of 'em....
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| Pass the dead horse (pass the tomato sauce) |
Wear ya Bag of Fruit (wear a suit) |
| I'll go and have a Captain Cook (go take a look) |
His a bit wiffy under the Warwick's (meaning, he has underarm odour) |
| His on the Dog and Bone (on the telephone) |
His a horses hoof (poof, homosexual, fagget) |
| Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery (Stupid or confused) |
As ugly as a hatful of arseholes |
| More arse than class | Couldn't organise a root in a brothel (can't organise anything) |
| Ya bloody wombat | You useless kiwi import |
| His a lousy bastard (a mean miserable man) |
Face like a mallee root (ugly) |
| Seen better heads in a piss trough (Ugly) |
Yer a bloody galah! (you slow witted one) |
| I'll kick ya bum till ya nose bleeds! | You're a waste of sperm/space/air |
| He couldn't drive a nail into a bucket of water
(to a hopeless drive) |
Go to buggery! (get lost, go away) |
| The most fun ya can have with ya pants on | Happy as a bastard on Father's Day |
| Got ya by the short and curlies (on a short leash, pubic hairs!) |
Bangs like a dunny door in a storm (has sex alot) |
| Off like a brides nightie (very quickly) |
What do ya think this is, Bush Week!.? (Im not a dumb cocky, ya cant put it over me) |
| Slow as a wet week | About as useless as tits on a bull |
| Flat out like a lizard drinken (hard work, very busy) |
He's as mad as a gum-tree full of galahs! |
| Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache | Scarce as rocking horse shit |
| His as full as a goog (full, so drunk he can't stand) |
As scarce as hens teeth (rare) |
| She goes like he clappers (moves fast) |
Ya got buckleys of that ever happenen (it'll never happen) |
| That's about as funny as a kick in the head |
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