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| Now that you're here,I think it's safe to assume that you'd like to send me an email (either that or you are way lost) but before you start typing away,here's a few tips on email etiquette. |
| 1. No Messages From The Sexually Depraved (those of you who are simply depraved are exempt) |
| 2. Please refrain from using this as a type of dating service....see tip #1 |
| 3. At least try to be humorous....you'll have a better chance of getting my attention. |
| 4. If you have not a shred of humor in your body,then you have my sympathies,but please,feel free to resort to showering me with compliments on how great my site is(really,it's okay,I can handle it) |
| 5. If you feel compelled to criticize at least be constructive about it. |
| 6. No half-wits need respond. |
| 7. If you have a question or two,or ten,please make them intelligent. (see tip #6) |
| 8. No cyber stalkers/pervs need respond,I truely don't need the aggravation.(see tips #1 and #2) |
| 9. Go through the whole site before you email me,that way you'll know what you're getting yourself into and have time to make a well informed decision. |
| 10. Feel free to send me large amounts of cash to guarantee my attention. Leave the cash in a plain,brown paper bag and leave it in locker #7 at the Greyhound Station in Witchita,Kansas. |
| This Concludes Your Email Etiquitte Training |
| If you can still email me while adherring to the above guidelines,then by all means,impress me. |
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