PUGYURU
This is like something E. E. Cummings threw up
Review by: Craig �Your Padded Cell Or Mine?� Norris
Length: 13 3 1/2-minute episodes
Genre: Stream of consciousness
Watched: All, subbed
I�m not quite sure what to make of this series. It seems to ramble quite a bit, and there�s no real structure to it. There�s no flow or cohesiveness, but it is sort of entertaining, in an abstract concept sort of way. I guess I�ll just make like the series and write down whatever comes to mind at the time.
Plot synopsis: They grow them small in the land of maids. Something in the water, maybe? How can one be a maid with no hands? How can you hold the pencil at school? How well can you do in school when there�s rice in your head? Can knowledge flavor the rice like soy sauce can? What does knowledge taste like? Somehow I think history tastes like fish. Eating fish is risky these days, what with all the mercury.
Artwork: I remember the waxy smell of the crayons in second grade. Everyone always liked what I drew. I wonder what would have happened if I had gone to art school? Maybe my fruit bowl would be hanging in a dentist�s office. Shading on grapes is hard. Pears are my favorite. Pears mixed with grapes make good juice. Juice is so expensive these days. I don�t buy it unless it�s on sale.
Music: Sausage.
Characters: Small bites of people, made from squid and shaved ice. Small maid, big confusion. Generic schoolgirl with no name. Violent girl with a chip on her shoulder. I wonder who put the chip there? What kind of chip is it? If it were a Dorito, I would eat it. I prefer the ranch flavor over the nacho cheese. My friends think I�m crazy for that. Well, not just for that, but they do think I�m crazy. But if you think you�re crazy, that means you�re not. So if you don�t think you�re crazy, does that mean that you have to be crazy? That must mean you�re all crazy. All of you!
Plot: All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich!
CHICKS!: You know, I wish this review was over. I�m running out of stuff to say. That�s the problem with writing whatever comes to mind; what happens if you don�t have a lot on your mind? You�re obviously not going to be able to write a whole lot. That�s a bad thing when you need to fill space. It�s that damn job of mine. Writing technical reports has just sapped all my creativity. Don�t you think that being thirsty and needing to pee at the same time is the strangest feeling? I�m hungry.
Overall: Forty five minutes of weird stuff, with all the rambling conversation of Pulp Fiction without the violence and plot. Pulp Fiction was a pretty good movie. It revived John Travolta�s career. Pity he had to kill it again. You know whose career has real staying power? Bruce Willis. Everyone goes to the movies just to see him. He�s getting kind of old for action films, though, isn�t he? I think John McClane is overdue for his pension at this point. I wonder if Germany likes Bruce Willis. I mean, he has killed a lot of Germans in his movies. I wonder who would win in a fight: Bruce Willis or David Hasselhoff?
IN A NUTSHELL
& Copyright for your face!
% I like lettuce
# I am Keyser Soze
@ Turn that frown into something brown!
Rating: 4.44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444/10
Similar titles: - Wouldn�t you like to know?
- Probably your momma.
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(If you liked this review, you will like this anime.)