| Hello there, friend. My name is Jefferius. What's your name? That's neat! I like you. Will you be my friend? You will? Hooray! Allow me to answer some questions about myself. Q: Are you the coolest person in the world? A: This is true. Q: What are you famous for? A: Well, you might know me as a rock star in the band I Hate Col, or you might know me as the President/Co-founder of the Cool Club. Q: How many friends do you have? A: Zero. Q: If you had one wish, what would it be? A: I wish you were dead. Q: What inspires you? A: I am inspired by all of Earth's beautiful creations such as sunsets, the smiles of young children, the smell of an arctic breeze, the sounds of the ocean, and most importantly, tatties. Q: What is your sexiness rating? A: 8.3 Q: What is your deepest, darkest secret? A: I am a leprechaun, born in the grassy knolls of Ireland. I was raised by a group of Scottish outlaws and trained to use my leprechaun powers in order to be sneakiness to the max. Q: Why are you such a genius? A: This is due to my leprechaun powers. I can look into you mind and steal your knowledge. Q: What is your penis length? A: Not applicable. Q: Can I have a high-five? A: No. Q: Why is your hair so cool? A: Well, you see, I am just loaded with coolness. In fact, there is so much coolness in me that it can't all be stored in my body. Therefore, it escapes through my head into my hair. Q: What is you coolness rating? A: They don't make numbers that high. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Shut the fuck up. I hate you, and I hope you die. Q: Are you gay? A: ...... Q: Why do you like to make other people want to kill themselves? A: I am mentally ill. Q: If you had to sum yourself up in one word, what would that word be? A: Squaggle. |
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| My Special Little Links: |
| Here's a page with me and some friends: Homies |
| Go here and learn: Satan's Fetus |
| A classic webpage: Homestar |
| The greatest band in the world: Tenacious D |
| Come here and waste you life away: Dance |
| Here's where I spend a lot of my time: BigNig |
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| Here's a picture from spring '03 of the Homies! |
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| Here is the Computer Graphings project I made that depicts my beautiful homeland. Click on it to see a web page of some of my other Computer Graphics projects. |
| Speeking of Ireland, let's check out what the weather is like over there. |
| Sign My Guestbook!!! |
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| Click on picture to go to the Official Homies Webpage. |
| Click on the picture of this ultra-hardcore dude (a.k.a. Me) to view lyrics to I Hate Col songs! |
| Computer Graphic Projects |