I hate Col / He's real tall
I want him to fall right on his ball
He's a jerk / He has no friends
He craps his pants and wear depends
I hate him / I want him to die
I think I'm gonna stab him in his eye.
You stupid bitch / Just go on home
Get on your knees and give me dome
Colin, when I see you I just want to
SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
Colin, I hate you
And all the little things that you do
You're such a bitch, Col
And you are just so fucking tall
Go commit suicide
Everyone wishes you died
You are a poop-head
I just want to see you dead
Col's a bitch / Everyone knows
He gets whipped around by hoes
He's a dick / He plays Gamecube
He takes it in the ass without lube
The stupid fuck / He likes to skate
He's the mother-fucking, cock-sucking bitch I hate.
You fucking whore / Just play the drums
Or else I will bite off your thumbs
Colin, when I hear you I just want to
CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT WITH A SPOON
Colin, I hate you
And all the little things that you do
You're such a bitch, Col
And you are just so fucking tall
Go commit suicide
Everyone wishes you died
You are a poop-head
I just want to see you dead.
This here is a love song
I wrote it just for you
Now let me squeeze them tatties
You know you want me to
Let me touch your tatties
Let me hold them in my hand
Let me prove I love you
Let me show you I'm your man
Tatties
Tatties
Let me hold them
Let me squeeze them
Let me lick them
Let me tease them
Tatties
This song's about your tatties
Those round things on your chest
So let me tell you right now
Your tatties are the best
I love how they press against me
When you hug me really tight
Your tatties make me happy
And they make me feel alright
Tatties
Tatties
Let me hold them
Let me squeeze them
Let me lick them
Let me tease them
Tatties
I always look at tatties
On every girl I see
And when I see a girl with big ones
Then it's tatties jubilee
So i guess I just love tatties
That's why I wrote this song
So let me touch your tatties
And I'll let you touch my dong
Tatties
Tatties
Let me hold them
Let me squeeze the
Let me lick them
Let me tease them
Tatties
I don't know where my life is going.
I don't know what to do,
And it's in these time like this
I thank God that I have you.
You're always there right by my side.
You're there to help me out.
You've showed me how to live my life
And what love is all about.
Forgive me for all the shit I've done,
And I'll forgive you too.
What's done is done; it's in the past,
And we have made it through.
Someday we're going to drift apart
And go our seperate ways,
But I don't ever want to have to
Think about those days.
Stay with me.
Don't let me go.
I just want
To let you know.
I need you now
More than ever,
So stay with me
Forever.
Stay with me.
Don't go away.
I need you here,
So won't you stay?
I never want
To say goodbye,
So stay with me
Until I die.
I love the time we spend together.
I cherish every day.
I wish these days could last forever.
I just want you to stay.
Someday I'll just be left with photographs
And my faded memories.
But it doesn't have to be that way,
So stay with me please.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
I don't know where I'd be.
I can't imagine life without you.
What would become of me?
This is a song I wrote for you.
It's just a stupid rhyme,
But I'm asking you to stay with me
Until the end of time.
Stay with me.
Don't let me go.
I just want
To let you know
I need you now
More than ever,
So stay with me
Forever.
Stay with me.
Don't go away.
I need you here,
So won't you stay?
I never want
To say goodbye,
So stay with me
Until I die.
Stay with me.
Spend this day with me.
Grow old and gray with me,
And stay with me.
I don't ever want to hear another fucking love song.
It seems everywhere I look, I see happy couples
Without a care in the world, no worries, no troubles
They happily stroll through life, and everything's great
Well, where the fuck is my girl, and what the fuck is my fate
I wonder will I ever find love, and will my search ever end
My answer is no, I'll always just be a friend
I'll be the one that cheers you up when you feel down
It's funny how when I need cheering up, there's no one around
Let my heart get broken, and let my soul get lost
I just want love in my life, I don't care what the cost
I guess I'm just not made for love, that's the way it must be
I don't think there's any girl out there who is the girl for me
Some people say love is blind, well mine sure the fuck is
But maybe someday, I will find love and happiness
Until then, the universe will leave me sad and lonely
If only I could find a girl for me... if only
Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
Let me tell you a little tale
It's one that not everyone knows
It happened once upon a time
And this is how the story goes
One day there was this Leprechaun
He was just prancing down the street
And then he saw a strange fellow
And so this person he did meet
This guy was quite a skinny guy
His arms and legs were very thin
"Hello there my name is Stick Man"
He said this with a little grin
"Hello my name is Leprechaun"
To him this is what I did say
"I really want to be your friend"
"So let us go outside and play"
One day we met and
Now we're in a band
It's just Col and me
We're called I.H.C.
There's no need to fuss
You wish you were us
We rock day and night
We'll rock you just right
These guys became the best of friends
They hung out every day and night
They would always stick together
They would not leave each other's sight
They did many things together
Too many to list every one
But no matter what they would do
Together these guys would have fun
Stick Man enjoyed playing the drums
And Leprechaun played the guitar
They each had the same goal in life
Each wanted to be a rock star
Leprechaun had a great idea
"Let's start a band just you and me"
Stick Man thought it sounded awesome
"Yeah we should call it I.H.C."
One day we met and
Now we're in a band
It's just Col and me
We're called I.H.C.
There's no need to fuss
You wish you were us
We rock day and night
We'll rock you just right
This is how I.H.C. was formed
It started off with just us two
We were just a little rock band
And it was from here that it grew
Leprerechaun sang with all his might
His voice echoed throughout the land
And Stick Man slammed hard on the drums
We were now the world's greatest band
Everyone knew the songs we sang
And everyone would sing along
We had sweet riffs and catchy tunes
And everyone knew every song
I.H.C. will always live on
We'll go down in rock history
We will live on through all of time
Just my dear friend Colin and me
One day we met and
Now we're in a band
It's just Col and me
We're called I.H.C.
There's no need to fuss
You wish you were us
We rock day and night
We'll rock you just right
Sammus Remix Additional Verse:
There was still something that we lacked
Then my friend Sammus came along
He fit in our band perfectly
So I added him to this song
He was not quite a full member
And so we called him two point five
He was there when we needed him
He helped our band to stay alive
What he did was a mystery
He didn't rap and didn't sing
He didn't play guitar or bass
He didn't really do a thing
He made the band better somehow
No one really knew how or why
He made the world a better place
He was quite an amazing guy
Life is way too short;
That's a fucking lie.
I'm still very young,
And ready to die.
I've seen everything
That I need to see.
I know that this world's
Not the place for me.
When I feel alone,
I just stare at the moon;
I just tell myself
It'll be over soon.
I'm ready to leave,
And my time to end.
Goodbye everyone,
And goodbye, my friend.
It can happen any time and you won't know why,
But it will make you want to cry.
You'll just be walking around from place to place,
And then you'll get smoked right in the face.
You hold you cheek and yell out in pain.
Your bitch-ass just got put to shame.
You look around but don't see who's gunnin',
So you drop your shit and you just start runnin'.
Sniped!
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
Whether you like it or not,
You just got shot,
There's no way you can win
'Cause it'll happen again.
You got sniped.
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
Then you wake up; it's the very next day,
And you think that everything's okay.
You get in your car, and you go to school,
But then you get owned just like a fool.
The second you step your foot through that door,
You get sniped and dropped down to the floor.
When the sniper has his eye on you,
There's not a thing that you can do.
Sniped!
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
Whether you like it or not,
You just got shot,
There's no way you can win
'Cause it'll happen again.
You got sniped.
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
You stay in your house for about a year,
Until you think that the coast is clear.
You slowly peek out, expecting the sniper to score,
But nothing happens; the sniper's no more.
You'll never be sniped again, not one more time.
You feel so good; you feel so sublime.
You think the sniper's gone and he can't cause you harm,
But then you get pegged right in your arm.
Sniped!
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
Whether you like it or not,
You just got shot,
There's no way you can win
'Cause it'll happen again.
You got sniped.
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
So now you flip out at any noise you hear,
And you live your life in constant fear.
You never open your door, not even a crack.
You must always be watching you back.
The mysterious sniper haunts yor dreams.
You always wake up in horrific screams.
The sniper will own you for the rest of your life,
So you should stab yourself with a knife.
Sniped!
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
Whether you like it or not,
You just got shot,
There's no way you can win
'Cause it'll happen again.
You got sniped.
Your bitch-ass just got sniped.
Since you've entered my life, I've felt more complete.
You were the one I was waiting to meet.
You brighten my day and light up my heart.
There was something about you from the start.
You made me happy, and you made me smile;
You made me feel like i was so worthwhile.
You're all the things that I like to see,
But you're so fucking wrong for me.
You're my perfect imperfection,
Needing some correction.
I offer my protection;
Don't leave me with rejection.
There are things about you that I wish were not true.
I wish I had a way of changing you.
Please tell me the things that I want to know;
Loosen your grip, and just let it go.
Let go of the past and get rid of it;
You've learned to love, now learn to forget.
You're all the things that you shouldn't be;
You're so fucking wrong for me.
You're my perfect imperfection,
Needing some correction.
I offer my protection;
Don't leave me with rejection.
Friends have come, and friends have gone,
But one friend has been with me all along.
This friend is reliable, dependant, and true.
He's there by my side, and he makes me feel new.
Lonlieness, you are my only true friend;
You will stick with me until the end.
When no one's around, I know you'll be there.
You've helped me to realize that I don't really care.
I've given up on any meaningful relationship.
I'm tired of watching those meaningless tears drip.
I'm tired of that same old shit that we all go through.
I'm tired of people lying, cheating, and being untrue.
Everything would be better if we just kept to ourselves.
There would be no more fighting, an end to the yells;
An end to all of the pain, not another broken heart.
Everything would be better if we just stayed apart.
I just don't care any more; I no longer want to feel.
I've realized as time goes on, wounds slowly heal.
I've proven myself wrong of those thoughts I once had;
I now see that being by myself really isn't so bad.
I don't need anyone; I can make it on my own.
As a matter of fact, I'm glad that I'm alone.
I'm finally at peace; the world finally seems fair.
I'll never be truly happy, but I no longer care.
Be grateful for what you have, even if it's nothing at all.
If you have nothing to stand on, you have nowhere to fall.
Now that I'm alone, I am finally set free.
It may not be great, but it's good enough for me.
Lonliness, you are my one true friend;
You will stick with me until the end.
When no one's around, I know you'll be there.
You've helped me to realize that I don't really care.