These are some of my favourite quotes from the Discworld novels...if there are any good ones missing please e-mail me or sign my guestbook.
BLOODY STUPID
WORLD IF PEOPLE
GOT KILLED
WITHOUT DYING,
WOULDN'T IT?
OH BUGGER.
BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.
transformed into a
frog. Wondrous."
chaos was lightning, he'd
be the sort to stand on a
hilltop in a thunderstorm
wearing wet copper armour
shouting 'All gods are
bastards.'"
RINCEWIND ON TWOFLOWER
"Yarrrt."
for their birthdays, they don't
just ask their grandad to take his
shirt off."
MORT TO DEATH
"Well, I think it was because you
were up to your knees in horseshit,
to tell you the truth."
MORT TO DEATH AGAIN. MY, HE'S A BRAVE LAD.
STUPID TOO.
GLOD ON THE NAME 'THE BAND WITH ROCKS IN'
"You've got bony knees."
SUSAN TO DEATH, DESCRIBING HOW GOOD A GRANDFATHER HE IS
"Oook."
"Oook ook oook oook."
("I didn't build it, I
simply put it together.")
THE LIBRARIAN ON THE MOTORBIKE HE
BUILT
A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO THUGS
THUG 1: "I hate ----ing wizards!"
THUG 2: " You shouldn't ----them then."