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Love Tips
Here are some tips from the Simpson Family and friends on dating.
Krusty: If she won't go willingly, stuff a $20 bill in her bra.
Grandpa: Don't date until your 21 ya whipersnapper.
Homer: Don't cheat on your girl friend.
Marge: Trust in your husbund, no matter how low their IQ is.
Jimbo: Tell the girl to go out with you or I'll have to pound in that beautiful little nose of yours.
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