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The Karate Kid (1984)
The Karate Kid, Part II (1986)
Kiss the Girls (1997)
Kuffs (1992)





The Karate Kid (1984)

[Arriving at their new home.]
Mrs. Larusso: All right, this is the end of the line.
Daniel: You're telling me.

Daniel: Were you ever scared when you fought?
Mr. Miyagi: Hai, always.
Daniel: But you knew karate.
Mr. Miyagi: Someone always know more.
Daniel: But isn't that the point? You learned karate, when you learn karate, you're training to fight.
Mr. Miyagi: Is that how you feel?
Daniel: [pondering] No.
Mr. Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel: [thinks] So I don't have to fight.
Mr. Miyagi: Hai, Miyagi have hope for you.

Mr. Miyagi: You, uh, friend, all karate student, eh?
Daniel: Friends? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Mr. Miyagi: Ah, problem attitude.
Daniel: No the problem is, I'm getting my a** kicked every other day, that's the problem!
Mr. Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel: Great, that solves everything for me, I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Mr. Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.

Mr. Miyagi: No such thing, bad student. Only bad teacher.





The Karate Kid, Part II (1986)

Daniel: You could have killed him, couldn't you?
Mr. Miyagi: Hai.
Daniel: Well, Why didn't you?
Mr. Miyagi: Because Daniel, for man with no forgiveness in heart, life worse punishment than death.





Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Joyce: You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Kimble: It's not a tumor!





Kiss the Girls (1997)

Kyle: This guy's Houdini squared.

Alex: Take your anger and multiply it by a thousand. That's how much he thinks he loves you.





Kuffs (1992)

Kuffs: Women. If it weren't for them, there'd be no civilization.

[At the Police Academy]
Kuffs: Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?

Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
Kuffs (to the camera): I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs: I'll take two.

Ted: Next time s*** before you sign in. S***! Sign in! In the car!
Kuffs: Am I gonna be tested on this later?

Ted: Now, if I'm gonna be killed on the job, it's gonna be by a f***ing bullet, not a f***ing bus. Now turn this f***ing car around and let's get back on your f***ing patrol.
Kuffs: You may have a limited vocabulary, Ted.
Ted: F*** you!

George: What can they possibly see in a man who dresses that badly???



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