Some Of My Favorite Quotes
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and
studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might
be extracted for our personal use."
Homer - The Simpsons
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're
prejudiced against all races."
Homer - The Simpsons
"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really,
really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be
amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
Bart - The Simpsons
"You make my ears want to bleed."
Ub commenting about one of the people we hate the most @ work..
"I dont have any gum. But, you wanna chew on a ciggerette?"
Dave @ The Movies to See The Hulk
"A pack of cigs and a pregnancy scare and this could be high school"
Karen Walker- Will & Grace
"Will: Ow!"
"Grace: What?"
"Will: Could we talk about your toenails?"
"Grace: I'm sorry. I'll cut them."
"Will: Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?"
Will Truman and Grace Adler - Will & Grace
"You can't spy on people when they're mating, this isn't Animal Planet!"
Will Truman - Will & Grace
"Friendship is like pissing in your pants. Everyone can see it,
but only you can feel its true warmth. Thank you for being the piss in my pants."
Unknown
"AlrightBrain, you don`t like me, and I don`t like you.
But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Homer - The Simpsons
"Hand me a shovel cause I can dig it..."
Missy
Oh no I see, A spider web and it`s me in the middle
So I twist and turn, Here I am in my little bubble
Singing, I never meant to cause you trouble,
I never meant to do you wrong
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
I never meant to do you harm."
ColdPlay - Trouble
"Everyday I fight a war against the mirror.
I can`t take the person staring back at me.
I am a hazard to my self."
Pink - Don`t Let Me Get Me
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