Avi's Kosher Humor Archive

Mitzva G'dola L'hiot B'Simcha Tamid!

100% Clean humor.

Avi's General Humor Archive

Why this site?

Mainly, the net is full with a lot of junk. I wanted to see a sight were any G-d fearing Jew could pop in, without filthing his soul.

But why Humor?

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"Ivdu es Hashem B'SIMCHA".
Happiness is a crucail part of serving HASHEM.
The Torah also talks about the punishment man recieves "Tachas asher lo avadeta es HASHEM Elokeicha BSIMCHA u'vtoov levav".

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- Not that you didn't serve HASHEM, you served HASHEM, but it wasn't out of happiness.
Of course, true happiness isn't just jokes and humor, it's the inner happiness HASHEM wants.

So again, Why humor?

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Well, if you didn't understand that, here's kinda translation of the main theme:
(Ta'anis 22a) Rabbi Bruka used to sit in the market, and Eliyahu (HaNavi) was common by him. Rabbi Bruka asked Eliyahu if there is anyone in this market who merits a part in Olam HaBa (the world to come / paradise), and Eliyahu answered - no. ... Along came 2 men, and Eliyahu said that these 2 have a part in Olam HaBa. Rabbi Bruka asked them - what do you do (understandable as: what merit's you a part in Olam HaBa)? And they answered:
"INSHI BDUCHI ANAN, MEBADCHINAN ATZIVI". We make (sad) people happy.

And Eliyahu HaNavi calls them "bnei Olam HaBa".

So, if I can get a few people to smile while reading this, "Vhaya zeh Chelki", it was worthwile.

And we should be zocheh to

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