Man, your country sure is hot! It has got to be the hottest place in the whole world. I don't know how you survive like that. Speak of global warming!
My hotel is air conditioned, but as soon as I walk outside - did I mention that it was hot?
You should take care of your problem with the heat. I think you should build long, air-conditioned "people tubes" outside to connect the places where people have to go. If your construction guys would ask me, I could give them good advice.
All these hotels should be connected up to each other with those tubes. They should also connect up to car rental places and gift shops. Those are the important places where people have to go. I don't know how you can manage otherwise.
Look, for crying out loud, we send you enough money to fix up these problems. What do you do with all that money I put in the pushke and give to JNF, anyhow? I see absolutely no reason to squander it on all those scarey guns that those young people carry around all the time.
Hey, I just followed the first link in that previous paragraph. You guys keep mixing up your Gs in GNF and your Js in JNF. Hebrew is nice, but when it comes to important stuff, can't you learn how to write in plain simple English? In my country some people make spelling mistakes, but they do know their Gs from their Js. You guys just don't seem to learn.
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