Picnic surprise!

I guess I really look stupid now, huh? This looks like something somebody's little sister would put on. Hey, I can't help it. I didn't pick it out … Stephanie did, all right? It's not my fault … she said if I didn't do what she said then I just as well forget the picnic and stay home. No picnic means no Stephanie. And no Stephanie means no kissing.

Needless to say, I really, really want to see her this afternoon.

The things I do for that girl … sometimes I think she likes making my life complicated.

Now all I have to figure out is some way to get to Stephanie's house without being caught. If the guys see me … if my mom sees me … well, I guess if anybody sees me, I'm dead meat.

All this trouble … Man, it better be worth it. 'Cause if it ain't, I'm gonna be pretty upset, let me tell you!

Hey, my underwear's not showing, is it?