Picnic surprise!

There you go, laughing at me again. I hate that, more than anything else in the world. It's not that funny, you know.

This is Stephanie's bra, of course. Kinda cute, huh? Or, maybe not. It all depends on your point of view, I guess. From where I stand it's pretty scary when I look down. I mean, really … I about died when I first tried it on. It's just like having real boobs. Can you imagine having to wear this kind of thing all the time?

I can still smell the scent of her perfume on it. It's nice, but it's driving me crazy. And now I keep imagining Stephanie wearing the stupid thing, which makes me even crazier! It got so bad I had trouble breathing and had to go sit down.

Does everybody feel this way about girls' clothes or is it just me?