Tommy wears pants!

Do I still look silly? Or am I starting to look like a girl? Maybe just a little bit? Sorta? Maybe?

Hey, it's hard work, posing as a girl, especially when you don't have hardly anything to hide who you really are. Believe me, there ain't much separating my bare bottom from the eyes of the world right now. I'm surprised I look as good as I do.

Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe I should have worn that dress. A dress. Any dress. Whatever. At least then I'd look a little bit more like a real girl than … well, than some sort of fairy running around in hot pants and high heels.

I don't know which is worse … worrying about my boobs falling out or having to shave my legs up so high! This is almost as bad as baseball training camp!

Man, if the guys see me looking like this … I'll have to go to high school in Alaska!