Tommy wears pants!
This is so-o-o-o-o stupid!
I'm supposed to be going back in the house with my cousin Shelly and Aunt Betty to change clothes, but instead they're waiting in the car for me. My aunt said she's taking us all out for supper. Shelly mentioned wanting to go to the mall afterward … saying something about meeting with a couple of boys.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
This isn't the easiest thing in the world, you know. If I look at my aunt or my cousin they either giggle or laugh or make goo-goo eyes at me and then I get all upset and flustered and stuff.
I can't look down 'cause … well, it just doesn't look like me, if you know what I mean. I do that and see my boobs and bare legs … geez, then I get all excited and start feeling like I'm going to bust out of these stupid shorts …! It's like everybody in the world can see what a sissy I really am!
And then I can't just close my eyes and click my heels together and wish I was home safe in bed. I know, I've tried, and it sure as heck doesn't work, either!
Oh, well … I guess I may as well go out and have a little fun. After all, what's the worst thing that can happen to me …?
Oh, yeah … right ….