Tommy wears pants!
Dang! This is looking kinda weird, don'tcha think ….? I thought this bra made me look like I had boobs … but with this little top on it's even worse ….
Geez, Louise!
I guess I look pretty stupid like this, huh? Well, I can't help it. I can't do much of anything but just go on and grin and bare it. So to speak, I mean.
Do you hear that? My cousin Shelly is laughing her head off. Ever since she saw me with this bra on she'd been grinning from ear to ear, like a wolf getting ready to tear into me. Aunt Betty being here has helped a little bit, but not a heck of a lot. I just stand around an nod and smile like nothing's wrong. I keep looking at the clock and thinking, "It'll all be over in a little while."
I mean, they can't keep me like this forever … right?