Tommy wears pants!

Dang! This is looking kinda weird, don'tcha think ….? I mean, when I said I was going to wear pants … I don't think I was expecting … this ….

Amazing … what a little bit of red lipstick, some cheap costume jewelry and a piece of ribbon in your hair will do to a guy. If it wasn't for the fact that my pants feel like they're going to fall down, I might think this was a little bit fun, if you know what I mean.

Good thing my mom isn't here. She'd make me dress like this all the time, now that Dad is gone. I'm not too sure I like that. Know what I mean …?

Shelly's daring me to go to the video arcade like this. There ain't no way! If I didn't get my butt kicked by Butch McCarthy, I'd get banished from next month's tournament at the very least. Shelly says I'm more likely to get asked out on a date. Sometimes she comes up with the weirdest ideas.

Well, at least I get to change my clothes again. I'll be one happy camper when all this is over with …!