Tommy wears pants!

I begged my aunt to let me change my clothes .. and here's how I ended up. Things just aren't going the way I hoped ….

First it was that tube top and then the high heels. Man, talk about confusing! Now I gotta wear this goofy bra, too!

And this silly pants … they're so tight I needed help pulling them up. The other pair was a lot looser on me … I'm afraid if I bend over these are going to split!

How do women and girls put up with this kinda stuff all the time? Pretty amazing if you think about it. They wear stuff so tight that you can see their bottoms like you got X-ray vision. But if you get caught staring … Dang if you don't catch a ton of trouble for a whole lot of nothin'.

"I'm gonna wear pants today," I said, remember? This was supposed to be my day, where I got to do things my way, for once. I should have known better ….