Tommy wears pants!

Don't you say a word. Understand? Not a single word.

Well, this is what I look like in my cousin's old clothes. Not a pretty sight, is it? With my belly and my shoulders bare like this I feel, well, almost naked! And remember, I'm wearing pants, too, not a dress or a skirt.

These clothes are such a bother … I feel really stupid like this. I mean, I'd almost agree to wearing a dress, if I wasn't already looking like a total dork!

My hair … well, the less said about that the better. Let's just say that I am not crazy about using curling irons and stuff like that. Stephanie once told me that if you use curlers and rollers too much your hair might get stuck that way. Permanently. I ain't too crazy about that, know what I mean?

Why are you laughing? Look at me. Just look at me! You certainly don't think I want to go around looking like this all the time, do you?