Tommy wears pants!

Okay, okay … I know what you're thinking. "There he goes again … dressing up and acting like a little fairy boy!"

Well, it's not exactly my fault. Besides, I'm not wearing a dress, am I? Well, am I?

That's right. I'm not. So there. What are you complaining about, anyway?

See, it's partly my Aunt Betty's fault … and I guess partly mine, too, I suppose. I told her I wasn't going to wear a skirt or dress today, and when I told her why, she said that it didn't matter what I wore, I'd look like a girl anyway. I said "No way!" and she … well, I guess by looking at me you can figure out what happened next.

Okay, okay … the lipstick and tube top are a bit much, I suppose, but it's all in fun. I mean, it's not like anyone except my aunt and maybe my cousin are going to see me, right? Well, them and my mom, I guess, if she happens to show up.