Tommy wears pants!

Hey, you shut up! It's not funny and you know it! What's the matter with you, huh? I said I wasn't going to wear a stupid dress, right? Do you see me wearing a dress? No? Then you don't have any reason to stare … or laugh. Do you?

Why don't you mind your own business?

Doggone it … stupid Aunt Betty … stupid girls' clothes ….