Tommy wears pants!
Yeah, okay, I know what you're going to say. "How come you're wearing panties, sissy boy?" Well, there's a perfect logical explanation, if you'll just let me explain. Very simple .. and perfectly okay …
Okay?
I, uh, just took a shower to get ready for supper and I … I couldn't find any underwear. Well, no boy's underwear, I mean. Well, it makes sense, if you think about it. Aunt Betty and Shelly don't have a drawer full of jockey shorts around, believe it or not, and when I came over I didn't know I was going to need any. I thought we were going back right away, so I just assumed … oh, forget it. I can see you don't believe me.
At least I'm not wearing a stupid dress ….