Tommy wears pants!
Hi. I guess you remember me, huh? The sissy boy who wears his cousin's dresses. Well, I'm not going to do that today. Nope, not at all. Today I'm wearing pants. All day long. No more girlie stuff for me, no way, no how!
Hey, you don't believe me??!!! Well, just hang around and see for yourself, smart Aleck!
I told you about my Aunt Betty, right? Well, she's about as bad as my mom about me dressing up and stuff … in fact, sometimes she's even worse than Stephanie, always teasing me and daring me to do stupid stuff like wear something of my cousin Shelly's to run errands or surprise my mom or whatever.
Anyway, I'm staying with my aunt for the next day or two and when I got here I told her that I was too old to be playing any more "dress up" games … and she just laughed like I was making up the biggest load of baloney. She said something like "I'll believe that when I see it," and claimed that a boy like me never gives up his pretty clothes. Well, that ain't happening any more. Starting today!