Tommy's Secret Fashion Show!

Well, what do you think now? Pretty neat, huh? A little makeup, some perfume, a touch of lipstick and — ta-dah! — instant "Spice Girl!" I even managed to find some eye shadow that matches my dress.

The shoes aren't as much fun as they look. I feel kinda stupid in them, the way they barely fit my feet and how you can't run in them and all. But don't they look cool? I'm just glad I don’t have to wear them all the time!

Speaking of cool, what is it about red lipstick that drives everybody nuts? I mean, men and women, girls and boys, everyone is crazy about red lipstick. I dunno … it's a mystery to me. All I do know is that if I just think about red lipstick I get all embarrassed and can't think straight, not even if my life depended on it. I don't care if it's on a girl at school or if I'm playing with one of the tubes my mom keeps in her bedroom … red lipstick rules!