Tommy's Secret Fashion Show!

I know, I know … I probably don't look very good right now. Pretty stupid, probably. But just give me a couple of minutes. This dress is a little snug, I know, but when I get myself all fixed up, well, I think I look pretty good. Better than my cousin Shelly, I bet!

I just know I've tried on girls' clothes at least once a week for the past four years, but I still can't get used to how it all feels and looks. I mean, between these slippery hose and this skimpy little party dress, I feel like I'm not wearing a stitch of clothes. I just don't understand that … I've been watching girls and women for years, and I still can't figure out how they can wear stuff like this and not go crazy! I feel like I'm about to fall out of this skimpy dress, and I'm not even in my heels, yet.

Want to hear something even weirder? Looking at myself like this, in a dress with no makeup on … I get the strangest sensation. It's like I'm stuck halfway in between being a boy and a girl. Which is really funny since I never stop being a boy, right? I just like playing pretend, see?

I know, I know … I'm just a little too confused for my own good.