Tommy's Secret Fashion Show!
Isn't this a really nice dress? It's one of my favorites. Sometimes I see my cousin Shelly in it and I just about faint from feeling so jealous. She knows how I feel and teases me all the time about it. What a meanie!
Girls are so-o-o-o-o-o-o lucky, getting to run around in stuff like this. Sometimes I wish I could change places, just for a day. Well, maybe a little longer.
Darn it!
Yeah, I know … boys aren't supposed to like this kind of stuff, but I can't help it! Every time I see a girl wearing a dress like this, it's all I can do to keep from staring at her. I mean, it's like a disease or something. I wonder what it feels like to be her, walking around and posing and playing with the hem and messing with a loose bra strap. Last year I flunked a math exam 'cause Jenny Lentz, the girl who sits in front of me in class, was wearing a really cute sundress. All I could think about was reaching up and tugging at her bra strap.
Man, it's really hard being a guy sometimes ….!