Scouting with Tommy

I know I'm not supposed to feel this way, but I can't help the way I get all tingly when I put on a skirt. It's amazing to me that wearing such a silly little thing means you're dressed. Isn't that crazy? I mean, you could be walking about with your bare bottom underneath, but as far as everyone else is concerned, you got all your clothes on! That's nuts!

I said it before and I'll say it again: Girls have it made! Jeans and t-shirts and bras and skirts … man, how lucky can you get!??? Sometimes I think about wearing a skirt to school, but I know if I do I'll get my butt kicked by some redneck. Not to mention get sent to the principal's office. Oh, well, I guess I can dream.

I'm not too crazy about green, especially green wool. But wait 'til you see the rest of my outfit. The whole thing put together is unbelievable! I just love it!

Well, maybe not love it. But I sure do think it's pretty interesting.

You're sure you're watching out for my mom?