Scouting with Tommy

Hey, I said no peeking! Can't you understand English?

Yeah, I know … these panties are kinda skimpy, aren't they? Like I said before, I just don't understand girls. If I had to wear stuff like this every day, you'd have to just shoot me! They're so flimsy, it's like going around without anything on at all!

Besides, don't you just hate saying the word "panties" …? It's almost as bad as wearing them. What a stupid word. I feel like a regular fairy every time I say it … it gives me the shivers all over!

Panties. Panties-panties-panties-panties!!!

Yech!!! See!? Now I got goose-bumps all up my arm ….

Hey, check on Mom, okay? I gotta finish getting dressed.