Scouting with Tommy

Aren't girls' bras the weirdest things in the world? I can't tell if a genius or an idiot came up with the idea for such a thing. Probably a little bit of both, I guess.

Just saying "girls' bras" gives me the shivers. Yeah, like there's such a thing as "boys' bras," huh? Can you imagine? I think if I had boobs, I'd go nuts touching myself all the time. That's ridiculous, I know, but it's how I feel. It's bad enough having ... that thing ... down there. If I had boobs I'd just fall over and die … with a great big smile on my face!

Funny, everything about the way I'm dressed is so stupid, so dumb … so ugly. But I can't help it … I feel so great like this. I just don't understand. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I should have been born a girl.