Tommy's Halloween Surprise!

Darn it … this isn't at all what I expected. When they said "maid" I wasn't thinking of something so … scary! This thing is skimpy all over, top and bottom. There's no way my mom is going to let me go out looking like this! Between my bottom and my boobs there's not a whole lot to this stupid thing!

Oh, this is just great. Mom loves my costume. I'm doomed! My aunt has her convinced that this is the perfect outfit for the Halloween fair tonight. See, my class is sponsoring a haunted house and Aunt Betty thinks me showing up as a French maid will be the perfect touch. "Just like in the movies," my Aunt Betty says. "You can carry a candlestick and help show the little kids around the exhibits."

Mom, on the other hand, thinks I might have more luck showing the boys around. That's just perfect. My own mother, talking like that!

To be truthful, this really is a pretty neat costume, if I wasn't going out where the whole darned world would see me! Unfortunately, there's not much to hide who I am, so there's a good chance I'm going to get a lot of teasing before all this is over with. I wonder if Mom has any accessories that would make this a better disguise ….