Tommy's Halloween Surprise!

Now, before you say anything, just let me say that I've never worn one of these before in my life! Never, not even once. Well, not exactly like this, I guess. The one I usually wear is a little easier to put on.

Wow … this is pretty fancy stuff. A real pushup bra. It makes me feel as though … well, uh, kinda like I've got real boobs. That's really weird. I mean, boys aren't supposed to have boobs, right? But this bra sure does make me feel like I do.

Question: is it just me, or are boys just not built right to put on a bra? I mean, girls don't seem to have any trouble, but, man … I almost dislocated my shoulder putting this thing on by myself. And with my mom and aunt right there watching, too.

Hey, stop looking at me like that! I'm just a kid … just playing dressup, for Pete's sake. Where are your manners?

Uh-oh … Mom and Aunt Betty … they got the same look on their faces that you do. This is getting weirder by the minute.