Tommy's Halloween Surprise!

Gosh, between these high heels and stockings … the bra and my panty girdle … I'm feeling kinda strange.

Hard to believe just a little while ago I was in jeans and sneakers running around the yard throwing a football. If I tried that now, I'd probably break my silly neck … or at least an ankle.

High heels drive me crazy. I hate wearing them, but I can't stop thinking about them. Explain that to me! I look through my mom's fashion magazines all the time and see all those beautiful women wearing all those wild looking shoes … and I think I'm going to have a heart attack!

Like right now. I look like a girl from one of my dad's men's magazines. All because of some lace and lipstick and some stupid high heeled shoes!!!

Why is it that something so goofy can be so fascinating?