Meet Tommy,

the teenager with a special secret!

Look, if you're going to laugh, I'm going to have to ask you to leave! I can't help it if you think my panties are silly looking … this is just something you have to wear if you're going to dress up in something nice.

Well, okay, I suppose they are a little bit silly … I mean, if you think they look funny, you ought to be the one wearing them.

Good thing I'm not really a girl … I'd go absolutely crazy if I had to wear stuff like this all the time. You know what I mean …?