Thanks a lot! What a dumb dress! I hate yellow. Almost as much as I hate pink!

Mom got this from the department store for me. Talk about embarrassing! She took me down to the store and held it up against me to see if it was too short. It wouldn’t have been so bad if we’d been at home, but she did it right there in front of the clerk. I thought I was going to be sick when I saw that look on her face.

I just know that she told everyone in the store and probably her husband and kids all about the little sissy and his mommy buying dresses at the store.

Anyway, who knows what's going to happen to me when I get to Granny's house. The last time she saw me in this stupid dress, she drug me to visit her friends down the street. I don't know which is worse: getting picked on by some bully or getting my cheeks pinched by a bunch of old ladies ….