Look, you may think this is fun, but boys aren’t supposed to wear stuff like petticoats and panties and stuff like that.

Okay, sure, I tried on some of my mom’s things a couple of times … all right, a few times, okay? But I never meant for her to find out. I was just messing around, trying to figure out how stuff like bras and stuff worked. That didn’t mean I wanted to wear them all the time, you know.

You’re not going to make me dress up any more, are you ….?