Whew … that was Mom. She's in one of those funny moods again. Thank goodness she's gone for a few minutes ….

Remember how I said I hated pink? Well, I still do. This is ridiculous!

I mean, YUCK! What an ugly dress! Have you ever seen such a stupid thing? It’s like a big old tent made out of some sort of net material or something. Look at it … see? You can practically see through it!

Of course, my mom thinks it's the neatest dress in the world … and wants me to wear it to this stupid party.

I hate it when I have to wear stuff like this.