Stupid shoes! They're almost as bad as this stupid dress.

I've been standing around here forever, looking like an idiot, and now I gotta wear these goofy shoes, too. I hate wearing heels like these … they're hard to walk in and they give me trouble going up and down the stairs. If I'm not careful, I might sprain my ankle again. Last time I did that Mom said it was my own fault …

I tell you … it's a good thing my buddies from my team aren't here … they'd laugh me off the team, no doubt about it.